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Leaked Report Reveals 343 to Announce Halo World Championship Anime TV Series at E3 2017

June 8, 2017by Andycu5 1 Comment

  Halo developer 343 Industries will announce a Halo World Championship anime TV series at E3 2017, according to a leaked report. The report, provided to Swallower by an off-the-record […]

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Mattel Halo Wars 2 Figure Laments Utter Lack of Detail

March 18, 2017by Andycu5 Leave a comment

Standing in a sorrowful pose on a dusty shelf, a Mattel Halo Wars 2 action figure of Jerome-092 ruminated over his lack of detail in comparison to an earlier figure crafted by McFarlane […]

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THEORY: Could The 9 GB Patch For Halo 5: Guardians Be An Armada Of Warzone Ads?

October 26, 2015by Andycu5 Leave a comment

Written by Andycu5 Like many current-gen titles, Halo 5: Guardians will be launching with a day-one update required(?) in order for the game to function. In this case, passage into […]

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NEWS: Locke Thought Chief Would Be Shorter

October 25, 2015by Andycu5 1 Comment

Written by Andycu5 There have been many misconceptions regarding the Master Chief throughout his career. Countless souls are unaware of his true origins, his parents believed him to be dead, […]

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THEORY: Will Locke Challenge Chief To A Game Of Basketball During Halo 5?

October 23, 2015by Andycu5 Leave a comment

Article written by Andycu5 Halo 5: Guardians easily has the most intricate conflict out of all Halo games. In addition to foes like Jul ‘Mdama, and the elusive Warden Eternal, […]

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THEORY: Was The Librarian’s Gift To Chief Actually A $25 Coupon To Taco Bell?

October 19, 2015by Andycu5 Leave a comment

Disclaimer: The following article was written by Joe, our newest content writer. With Halo 5 Guardians hitting shelves in the upcoming weeks, we here at Halo Swallower took the time […]

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NEWS: Fireteam Osiris Frustrated By Fans Incorrectly Calling Them Red Team

October 12, 2015by Andycu5 Leave a comment

Whether it’s simply a lack of knowledge among the public, or trolls being goddamn trolls, many individuals have taken preference in referring to Fireteam Osiris as Red Team. These individuals […]

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NEWS: Scientists Warn That Upcoming Halo 5 Launch Trailer Could Cause Zombie Apocalypse

September 26, 2015by Andycu5 Leave a comment

The official Twitter account for the Halo franchise has recently confirmed that the launch trailer for Halo 5: Guardians will premiere on Sunday Night Football this Sunday, September 27. However, […]

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THEORY: Did The Master Chief Go AWOL In Halo 5 To Find His Missing Space Diaper?

September 21, 2015by Andycu5 Leave a comment

The plot of Halo 5: Guardians still leaves us with many questions. Why are people idiotically calling Fireteam Osiris Red Team? How is the Domain back after being destroyed by […]

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NEWS: Spartan Locke Has No Chill

September 17, 2015by Andycu5 Leave a comment

The last few days of Halo 5: Guardians news have told us many things. We’ve received new gameplay on Sanghelios, another vidoc on campaign, and the confirmation that Forge and […]

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