If you ever find yourself wanting to unleash your voice to HaloSwallower, take a gander at the wealth of ways to contact us.
The most common (and preferred) way of contacting HaloSwallower is through the specialized utilization (yes, I said utilize) of that weird gizmo you humans call email. To contact HaloSwallower in this medium, shoot an email to HaloSwallower@gmail.com.
If you are currently couch-deep on your Xbox, and don’t feel like getting up and going to your computer and/or liberating your mobile device from your pocket (a laborious task, I know), contact HaloSwallower by sending a message to the gamertag Andycu5 (or me).
To contact us through the rambunctious hive mind that is Twitter, send a DM to @HaloSwallower.
Message us on Facebook.com/HaloSwallower.