Warden Eternal is one of the various antagonists within the story of Halo 5: Guardians. He also holds the honor of being the most repetitive boss fight available on the […]
Good day, humble audience. Ever since the creation of our website in July 2015, HaloSwallower has offered you all a glorious supply of satiric Halo articles. Whether its us speculating […]
Is Spartan Vale Fireteam Osiris’s official third-wheel? Ellisrael hilariously narrates this original article by Andycu5!
WARNING: This article contains Halo 5 spoilers RavineCrusader is one of HaloSwallower’s video editors. Her work is revered by entire legions of hooligans on our YouTube channel, and more than […]
Thomas Lasky gives his latest fresh rap.