Bracing itself as the 24-year-old logged onto the Waypoint Forums in a clearly annoyed state, the initially empty text field on the “Add New Topic” page of the Waypoint Forums […]
Noting how thoroughly he had prepared himself for all possible situations, sources told Halo Swallower on Tuesday that the mental list of various Warzone opening strategies formulated by Alex Finestone […]
Evil meets evil. Who will win? All bets are off.
According to a study published on Monday by researchers at Ivanoff Station’s Cognitive Neuroscience department, humans experience the most intense feelings of happiness when Spartan Charging into a teammate who […]
Regret/NFSHaloSC2 discusses the points for and against the implementation of Sprint in Halo.
Halo is known for its fair share of Easter Eggs. From the soothing Siege of Madrigal to the iconic Marathon symbols to the adorable special dialogue Grunts scattered throughout the […]
A thousand lifetimes of planning by the Librarian, which involved the hiding and planting of seeds within humanity’s genesong leading to an eventuality, has inexplicably culminated in a Red Spartan […]
Considered by many to be “the greatest tragedy ever since that one guy got his ONI Mantis spawn-boarded”, multiple sources from a Warzone game on Battle of Noctus reported that […]
Calling it “a massive fucking surprise that no one could have possibly seen coming”, Tyrone Lee, Governor of Yet Another Human Colony (YAHC), made a broadcast on Saturday to all […]
Jumping out of his DXRacer Gaming Chair and screaming in joy, sub-average Halo player Daniel Barker, 16, reportedly hugged everyone and everything in his house while shouting “I appeared in […]