Halo Universe Reacts to Inauguration of Donald Trump

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Prophet of Truth:

“Politics… how tiresome.”

Ur-Didact:

“Time was your ally, minorities. But now it has abandoned you. The 1950s have returned.”

John-117: 

“Negative Infinity. I don’t like it.”

Warden Eternal: 

“Vladimir Putin is called. But you? Your passage is denied.”

Miranda Keyes:

“Spark believes the Donald can activate the rings at any time. If he does, Earth… every being in the galaxy… Halo will kill them all.”

Avery Johnson:

“Send me out… with a bang.”

Thel ‘Vadam:

“Were it so easy.”

343 Guilty Spark:

“Unacceptable! Absolutely unacceptable!”

Jul ‘Mdama:

“The Donald killed my wife. He tried to kill me. He’ll try to kill all of us. But most of all—he killed Raia.”

Sesa ‘Refumee:

“The Republicans are blind, Donald. But I will make them see.”

Andrew Del Rio:

“President, arrest Hillary! Arrest her!!”

Primordial:

“Listen to the silence. Four years of deep silence. And now, whimpers and cries; not of birth. That is what he will bring: a great crushing weight to press down youth and hope. No more will. No more freedom. Nothing new but agonizing death and never good shall come of it.”

Prophet of Regret:

“Time to make the Journey Great Again! #MAJA #TrumpTrain”

031 Exuberant Witness:

“He will bring a forced peace upon the country. The threat of death overpowering any celebration of life! Unless you join with the other protestors to stop him, it is your future.”

Jameson Locke:

“The Warden confirmed Doctor Halsey’s theory: Donald Trump is activating the Guardians.”

Cortana:

“I WILL NOT…ALLOW YOU…TO…REPEAL…THIS…HEALTHCARE!

Carter-A259:

“Ready up, NOBLE Team. Let’s see how many tipping points of irreversible climate change we can hit in four years!”

Edward Buck:

“Wow that was a real quick turnaround from ‘drain the swamp’ to ‘fill the swamp with sewage!'”

Governor Sloan:

“A change is going to come. For all of us: human and Created. Donald Trump is bringing a new dawn and I intend to be part of it.”

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