With Galactic Tuesday quickly approaching, Halo Swallower is providing a quick and easy way to get to know the candidates and their beliefs. Check out your 2558 candidates on the issues:
Andrew Del Rio: Tough AI policy, believes AI should be surrendered and decommissioned. A rational and responsible leader.
Slogan: HUNT the CHIP
Avery Johnson: Former military sergeant and POW. Has a hawkish foreign policy. Advocate for education reforms. Also recently deceased, which may hurt his chances.
Slogan: Folks Need Heroes
Sarah Palmer: Candidate that no one actually cares for, like most politicians. Wants to “take care of” senior citizens, specifically Halsey. Only candidate that acknowledges eggheads.
Slogan: Rated E for Eggheads
Jul ‘Mdama: Wants to be voice of Sangheili. Tired of The Arbiter’s lead and establishment politics.Wants to completely and utterly destroy humans.
Slogan: Make Sanghelios Great Again
So M’dama is a Democrat, Johnson and Palmer are Republicans, but what’s Del Rio?
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