NEWS: Elite Not Sorry For “Copulating With Your Genetic Progenitors”

Adhering to the honor-driven society, where one would rather collapse upon the the blade of an energy sword rather than accept defeat, a Sangheili warrior in the campaign of Halo 5: Guardians has stated that he refuses to apologize for saying the following line in gameplay:

I have copulated…with your genetic progenitors!

This rhetoric has caused an outrage from countless gamers. As such, many are offended by how the Elite using a fancy way of saying that he “fucked all their moms.” Eventually, this outrage grew to a point in which the Elite was made aware, upon which he threatened to “copulate with [the gamer’s] genetic progenitors’ genetic progenitors.”

In order to appease the belligerent Elite, the ESRB has given (which is apparently a downgrade for some fans) a T-rating. However, whether this stops him from fucking all your grandparents remains to be seen.

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